
Karaoke Ninja.
The Caus
The Caus is a Pittsburgh legend. He loves Pitt Panthers, The Pittsburgh Steelers, Donny Iris in concert, Qdoba burritos and speaking Pittsburghese at inappropriate times. We go way back. Like homecoming dance date back.
When he’s not curing cancer at UPCI you can find the man-myth-legend listening to classic rock, hanging in Lawrenceville, waxing poetic about the beauty of Colorado and taking his two Jack Russells Oli and Maggie May to the dog park.

Healthy AND Responsible.
Hargusta
Don’t call it a comeback. Also curing cancer at UPCI, Hargusta enjoys life in the steel city as well, from her post in Mt. Lebanon. She not so secretly wishes Tom Hanks was her uncle and can quote Seinfeld like it’s her job. She has a strong affection for learning as much as she can about serial killers, but don’t worry, it’s just knowledge and not tendancies. She’s been my best friend for 11 years now and her mentoring services are availabe for purchase because nothing comes free.
She loves VH1, good wine, hates knockoffs, loves her niece and will do anything for you. She has a collection of nic nacs to rival cracker barrel (tastefully placed, she’s not a redneck).
If you call her, don’t leave a voicemail, she won’t listen to it.
In her spare time she likes traveling to see pals, prank calling people and playing with the sunshine of her life, her puggle, Eva.